Be Lazy

Written 25 August 2011:

“Be Lazy,” and “Don’t do anything you don’t want to do,” profound advice from our new friends Paul and Sonja Parker, two Germans from Koln. They were visiting Yellowstone National Park, two weeks into their month long honeymoon. Rekindling their love after 15 years apart, both married to others, they found each other once again. So to all you pessimists out there-it really does happen. As for Paul’s advice, I am definitely going to take it. It's not what you think...the “be lazy” part, doesn’t mean sit on your ass and eat bon-bons. It just means to allow time in your life to do the things you love. Because if you do the things you love, you will do them well and in turn be very successful.

While driving out of the park today, Theresa and I schemed up a game for tomorrow. We are going to switch identities. So starting tomorrow, at Mt. Rushmore, I will officially be Theresa Marie Brown, and she will be Elizabeth Anastasia Lacoco. I’m excited to tell everyone about my new beginning in Vermont on the farm, reminisce tales of my rock climbing adventures and just generally be a BADASS. Details of this experiment to follow.

In addition to planking across America, we are also ECJing. For all of those who has yet to be included in the ECJ loop, welcome. The ECJ phenomenon is similar to that of Brangelina but, instead of supercouple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, ECJ is a combination of the lovely Emma Caroline rubens and Caroline Jane stoddard. This duo is far more powerful though, I mean, look at what happened to Brangelina. Anyways, they made “ECJ Loves You” stickers that we have been spreading throughout our travels.